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# I thought you understood wine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:32, archived)
# My wine understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
That's why I get surprised when wine talks.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:34, archived)
# I like this wine... very fresh on the palate
and it understands when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Firm, fine tannins fall away to the stark realisation that this wine is the only thing in your life that hasn't tried to hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Not quite as harsh as other reds, merlot has less tannin than a Cabernet
and can therefore be drunk earlier. Say, 6:00am.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:44, archived)
# This is a perfect wine to drink in the shower while your son or daughter bangs on the bathroom door, crying, saything that they're not allowed to be late for school again.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:47, archived)
# AHHAHHHAHHAHHAH
 
OH, WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)
# "This is not a wine for drinking. This is a wine for laying down and avoiding."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Apr 2008, 4:48, archived)