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# Sorry.


:(


I wish I could have normal desires.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)
# You have desires for cats?
Freak.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:05, archived)
# All our base are belong to him though.
Why fight it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:06, archived)
# GOOD EVENING GENTLE-YIFFERS
night b3ta - 10k extravaganza tomorrow ;(
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)
# GOOD EVENING TRIPRODENT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# JKL
KL
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# 6
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# All base
except for Homebase. I'm just not interested in acquiring that.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I have base.
Tis little lady base. I use it for keeping the mans under control.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Is it some kind of playmobil island base?
With pirates and treehouses and cannon?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:14, archived)
# OMG
Anthea Turner made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# She's a domestic goddess.

Every house should have one.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# If my house has one am I allowed to hire it out
to horny men for cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# HELLOES
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# HO
HUM
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# 5
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# nearly there
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Captain Tracey "WoW" Lady Island
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# "When I am Jenny I have extrodinary powers.
If I half close my eyes and stare very hard, i'm able to understand and appreciate a lot of modern art I used to consider rubbish. My movements are much more regular than I have any right to expect and I seem to have no trouble at all programming the video correctly.

Oh and I can fly, make myself invisible, throw my voice and see through things."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Lucky you.
I don't know why you're not Jenny all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:18, archived)
# I don't think I've got the legs for it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Have you got the legs for anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Swift and painful kicks to the genitals.
And serial walking. (Yes I said walking)
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Sounds exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Is it?
I've always preferred smell.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Do your legs smell exciting?
I can't tell from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)
# They whiff of fragrant adventure and untold heroism.
And Jazz.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)
# My dad sometimes wears that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)
# There's an aftershave called Jazz?
*googles*
That's a terrible name for a cologne, I don't see how a mere smell could be equivalent to Jazz. Unless it smells like strobe lighting.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)
# It's alright.
Not overly nice.

Paco Rabanne XS is my favourite but my ex wears it so now I can't smell it without being reminded of Crowley obsessed cock ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:43, archived)
# Being both young and a hermit, I can't say I have much experience with aftershaves.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You should wear it though.
Well, I like a man in aftershave, it's one of the few nods to personal grooming that I'm in favour of men doing.

Not that you're trying to pull me or anything, but you might want to have a girl at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:53, archived)
# So do you have Jazz mAgs?
Ronnie peterson will be so jealous
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)
# 7
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Oh meow.


Purr purr purr.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:08, archived)