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# haahahaa
'I'm going to go to heaven to play for Arsenal. I'm going to date Anna Kournikova and feast on fry-ups for breakfast, macaroni cheese for lunch and steak and chips for dinner.'

What the fuck is this crappy theology? Does heaven apparently provide Anna Kournikovas for people to date, or is he expecting her to die and then fancy him in heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Crappy theology?
If they're providing Anna Kournikovas, it sounds better than the other theologies going around at the moment. Steak too. Where do I sign up?
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)