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# MY ISSUE IS THAT I HAM HAMFISTED.
I PUMMEL MY HAM DRENCHED KEYBOARD WITH THE HAMMY FISTS AND THEN WORDS APPEAR MUCH TO MY DELIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)
# "OH HAMMY FIST"
"OH HAMMY FIST"
"WHY ARE YOU SO GRAB DESSIST"
"YOU REACH AND PROD"
"YOUR PORCINE WAD"
"YOUR HAMMY FIST"
"OH YOUR HAMMY FIST"
"IT IS MADE OF PORK"
-traditional
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)
# PLEASE WRITE A BOOK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I CAN'T, BECAUSE I AM FUCKING HAM FISTED!
AND I PRESS EIGHT KEYS AT ONCE

AND THE LAST TIME I USED PENS I LACERATED MYSELF AND LOST 8 PINTS (litres) OF BLOOD FROM SOME OR ALL OF MY MANY ARTERIES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)
# PERHAPS YOU COULD WRITE IT WITH A COMPLEX SERIES OF BLINKS AND SCREAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)
# YES THOSE THINGS IN THAT ORDER
WOULD BE ADVANTAGEOUS FOR BOOKMENT
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I LOVE YOU, DISCOMEATS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:00, archived)
# YAY YOU CAN WRITE THE PREFACE ON THE BOOK!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'VE ALREADY DONE A DRAFT:
FTONG LAKBEHS SISGHIS DGUK SERYHES SJHNSD SFHJKUY DYJ AWRD OLM MNUBYF F F F RFSRBNYNSRT FRPPPPPPPPPUMLINGTONES HADAHKAHAKA FIRDDLE ELDERBERRY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# IT CAPTURES THAT MOMENT
OR ANOTHER MOMENT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 23:05, archived)