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[challenge entry] An old Famouse magician

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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:20, archived)
# ahhhahahh.
 
needs more moose and squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:48, archived)
# i was wondering why you'd compo'd this and then i realised it's wednesday.
also, i heard prince is up to his shenanigans again, this time over a performance he did of a radiohead song. how does one sue people for showing one's performance of a fucking cover song?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:52, archived)
# by being a dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 4:53, archived)
# dick or cunt? you decide!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:00, archived)
# ashally no, I guess he's an asshole, who just wants to shit all over everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:02, archived)
# trouble is, all the parts we listed are parts i like.
we should use body parts we don't like - cockweasle could call him a foot, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:04, archived)
# haha
he is an ill-placed patch of hair on music's face
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:06, archived)
# for me he would be neck wattles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:08, archived)
# errant toilet paper flakes noticed while positioning one's self for doggy style sex
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:10, archived)
# those aren't actual body parts unless you are particularly unhygienic and your skin has absorbed them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:11, archived)
# a valid point.
 
that's why I tend to use things like FUCKWAD or WANKSTAIN as insults.
The dicks, pussies and assholes metaphor is from Team America World Police.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4yHZcsaERs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i can't watch that, i'm allergic to it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:09, archived)
# not even this bit?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Crb5oQE1HY

it has kittens!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:15, archived)
# confession time: i'm not fond of south park.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:19, archived)
# IT HAS KITTENS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 7:16, archived)
# Dunt?
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:05, archived)
# haha, that's you, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:09, archived)
# You know that M. Khan?
Prince wants to be him.
(O(+> died of autoerotic asphyxiation on, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:10, archived)
# madeleine khan?
we all want to be her. him. shim. whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:23, archived)
# mmmm.. Madeleine.
 
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mary_Whitehouse_Experience#Other_notable_sketches
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:35, archived)
# edward colanderhands, haha!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:40, archived)
# some day I'm gonna meet him on the street
and tell him he sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:00, archived)
# some day i'm going to meet him in the street and kick him to death.
then i'll meet him in an imaginary afterlife and beat his false god to death and shit in his face as he gasps his final breath.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 1 May 2008, 5:01, archived)