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[challenge entry] Some i like, some not so much!


I'm not sure about this compo

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(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:30, archived)
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i spent hours trying to get a pic of a sri lankan fisherman chucking a net like that, managed to set one of his chums on fire during the course of that expedition, not on purpose, but the lighter i lent him for his payment fags blew up, took off his eyebrows, tache and singed his hands a bit.
all offers for medical help were turned down so i gave him more fags.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:40, archived)
# i did feel frightfully guilty
lighter was probably made by an indian.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:42, archived)
# You are the Duke of Edinburgh
aicmfp :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Give a man a match and he will be warm for a couple of minutes...
...set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 1 May 2008, 9:41, archived)