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(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# Jésus!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Thinker, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# oh fuck
that took a while, but fuck... thats awesome.


it's such a shame this compo is so popular. tons of good puns are just disappearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 1 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I must confess to not getting this compo
I am 36 and reasonably intelligent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:06, archived)
# bah, it´s for the kids, ye know!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:14, archived)
# them whippersnappers!
*shakes cane*

Always snapping my whippers!

and stay out of my bins!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I'd like to see a definition of a "good pun"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 May 2008, 22:11, archived)