From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)
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merry - self satisfied, not the same I know, but America is, so it works, innit
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road - world
- sorry if that's blatantly obvious
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27,
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road - world
- sorry if that's blatantly obvious
that car is far too wussy to be american
it needs at least 48 cylinders, in each engine...
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:27,
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hell yeah!
cockermaimy beefboigas fer wheels!
now yer talking!
man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:31,
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now yer talking!
man, I'm so full of patriotism now I could chaingun a peasant village! HUYYAAAAAAAAH!
I can eat and perform ever limited turning actions as I go
ah it don't matter none, everyone knows american cars aren't designed to go around corners anyway
DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!
yeah, that's the patriotic way!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:39,
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DRIVE THE FUCK THROUGH EVERYTHING!
yeah, that's the patriotic way!
Jose, can you SEEEEEEE!
- No Senor, you blinded me last week eh.
Very good.
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:41,
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Very good.
Jose! He sounds like one of those sandinistas!
He's got a cunning plan of working 23 hours a day thus depriving a hardworking american of our women, jobs, passports and most of all wellfare!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:44,
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At yet somehow a power output of only 20bhp
and all the fuel economy of an oil rig fire.
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:29,
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I dunno, some of those oil rigs, burn pretty efficiently
they must be communists or something, why do they hate freedom?
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:30,
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I know, communists are *everywhere*
I saw a guy recently who was moving without burning any petrol at all... he was... like.. shuffling his feet as he stood and producing movement somehow.
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:33,
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he must be a commie nazi liebarrel!
he'll have to have the freedom kicked the fuck right out of him!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:34,
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I'll git mah gun and we can have us some good ol' Mcarthy justice
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:37,
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*cries a little tear*
Now there's a god honest all american american!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:40,
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that bolshevik cnut!
good americans always burn gas. even when on foot!
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Thu 1 May 2008, 22:35,
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