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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:09, archived)
# I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THIS
O_O



*does an ewww*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Why would you come to b3ta if you don't like homoerotica?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# weirdly enough I find this more cringe worthy than a lot of more erotic stuff
Hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# What about the thought of me buttsecksing Hexachordal while Ttssattsr watches?
Surely that gets you going a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 2 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Presumably you'd have eeewwww-ed equally
if it had been two women enhuggling?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# to be honest, i'm kinda eeeeeeeew-ed too.
but then, my sexual preference is hetero so it just seems kinda wrong to me, seeing two guys kissing. just as i know from some of my homo friends/colleagues that the sight of a man and woman kissing can kinda gross them out.
nothing too homophobic about it, just not my thing.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Probably even moreso
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Asshley
I always thought seeing two women going at it would be quite erotic
Till I ashley saw it, Ewwww.
they was Mingers
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Was it 2 girls 1 cup?
'cause that's pretty rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# no
I could cope with that as a sort of gross out
These two were just ugly.
Good looking guys snogging = Carry on
Good looking Girls snogging = Carry on
Shannon mathews Mum snogging = Bleugh
Ugly people should not be allowed to breed

Deutschland Deutschland Ober alles...

I sound like some sort of Nazi now don't I
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Casual Homophobia FTW!
ffs
Edit: actually, in fairness, it goes right along with the casual racism cited in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8339706
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# right.
Well that's ok, then.

Edit: "it just seems kinda wrong to me"
An argument of which Wittgenstein would be proud.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh no it isn't
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.
he said that, i wasn't there at the time mind you
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I really didn't want to see this either.

Tattoos on a man are such a turn off....
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Although, that's bollocks.

Tattoos ftw.
(Just not on half naked gays)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I have a tattoo of a half naked gay.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Ah but WHERE is it tattooed?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 2 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I have them all over my body.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# That's true.
Nothing more erotic than Chelsea scrawled across a man's distended gut.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *is turned on*


*is telling lies*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 2 May 2008, 14:24, archived)