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[challenge entry] Ricin: poison found in the orange bags


'What's that foul shit?'
'I don't know, but it's got Ricin'

From the Uxbridge English challenge. See all 639 entries (closed)

(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# rissing
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# electricity
(pron. "elect-RIS-ity"): Incomprehension at mayoral poll results
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# ricin (poison)
sounds like "rice in"
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# and rissing:D
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I know
I thought of a definition, and started to photoshop it, when the editor crashed, and I gave up. However, I thought I'd share it with the world nonetheless.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Livingstone
A hard, grey, impermeable life form that can be broken if hit hard enough.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Poor editor!
Will his insurance cover it?
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I just had some microwave basmati
with salmon and veg and loads of mayo all mixed together in a big bowl.
It was delicous.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Earlier today I sandwiched a load of smarties between the two halves of a penguin bar.
It wasn't as tasty as I'd hoped :(
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Sounds impressive though.
Can't belive blue smarties are back.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yeah, but now they're missing all those tasty e-numbers.
It's just not the same.
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I love these
If you squeeze them it feels like a bag of maggots
(, Sun 4 May 2008, 21:26, archived)