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# Yeah, although that sig is from Aaaages ago
and I meant to change it.


I'd just never really paid any attention to my eyebrows before, and I can't decide if they are good eyebrows or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:41, archived)
# some eyebrows better then no eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Haha you'd have to ask SkUG about that!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:50, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# The first thing you ever asked me on here was
'Do you have eyebrows?'


hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# oh eyebrow fetish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# "I'm lying on my back, gently stroking my slender...
...eyebrows"


Just doesn't quite work, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:31, archived)
# well it made me a little aroused
might have been the words slender and stroking
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Pfft, boys are too easy.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Na - its just been waaaay too long
edit: Whoops forgot the word been
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Forgot, yeah.
Obviously forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# eh?
oh - well that aswell ;)


May contain traces of lies
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# LOL SMALL PENIS ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:57, archived)
# ITS A GROWER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Aww, diddums
You keep hoping that's what it is!



^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Ive had nothing but positive feedback
Ill have you know!

/may be bigger then average blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Hahaha
*does real life, through the nose lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I've got one of those, it generally tends to be people who wear briefs versus boxers.
Seeing as the sheer gravity of boxers seems to stretch the relaxed state over the sucessive years, whereas briefs bunch everything up.

/far too much information blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I wear boxers and occasionally commando when i havnt done any washing in a while
but thats a perfectly good hypothesis for it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Sheesh, you guys are queer.
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Oh thanks
Im just a lil geeky and doing an engineering degree which heightens the geekyness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# *lezzes up with epiphany*
At least we're getting some!

Actually that made me sick a bit in my mouth.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Wooo
Finally some Action!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
# If they are slender and black/dark brown.
Then that is sexy....well attractice....well nice...sort of.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# ADMIT IT
EYEBROWS GIVE YOU A TOTAL HARD ON
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Lies.
Particle Physics is the only thing to give me a hadron.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:45, archived)
# O_O
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!



*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*

*does not want to snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# You know it makes you worse for finding it funny.
I could just have an eidetic (I had to look that word up because I can never sodding remember it) memory and reel off jokes I know would entertain you sad types.

/did Physics for A-Level but was shit at it blog
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:52, archived)
# ha ha me too! (the physics bit)
but i did do advanced mathematics at college :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I did Maths for A-Level and was pretty good at it, got an A overall for my AS.
Of course then I realised that I didn't give a shit about the education system or human society as we know it, so the lack of revision and constant despair seemed to affect my grades somewhat.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Hehehe
You're so cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:54, archived)
# oh yea
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# What's that Sam?
Sam says they're excellent.









Oh, and MEHDEH, Yvvie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Who the fuck is Sam?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Some Ethiopian dead guy with long hair who listens to weird music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:53, archived)
# I didn't say BAD weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I'M GONNA BLANK YOU AT THE BASH, SO BADLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I miss Blankety Blank.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# >:(
I'VE WARNED YOU. EXPECT THE COLD SHOULDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# As you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# WHAT? WHY ARE YOU NOT SAD? OMG. OMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Would that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# *does a sad face*
*looks at his feet and looks all coy*

Yespls :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# *weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:18, archived)
# YOU TOTALLY AREN'T CRYING. I CAN SMELL IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I totally am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Faaaaaeeeeeeeee.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Oy
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:25, archived)
# *PURRFACE*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# There we go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:27, archived)
# *ahem*
YOU

Edit: OR CLANSOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:47, archived)
# YOU WISH I WAS CLANSOUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# SO WHAT IF I DO?!!
*remains ambiguous*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'M PUTTING YOU ON IGNORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# *decides to leap out of ambiguous patch*
BUT I LOVE YOU!


(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I'll leap into your ambigious patch!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Oh pffftt.
You're a quick one, I'll give you that.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# You've cum already?

I'm not only past the line, I can't even see the line! I do apologise, I just can't withhold my jokes...ever. In fact the more inappropriate they are the more I need to say them.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:16, archived)
# No, your dad's cum already.
¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:21, archived)
# You'd better trot out and get a morning after pill then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:28, archived)
# *can't see*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# *did not mean to blind you with over enthusiastic love*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:23, archived)
# *wipes lady love from eye*
It's 40% urine you know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# OH GROSS. SOPHIE, THAT'S TOTALLY SICK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:26, archived)
# YOU JUST WISH I WAS CLANSOUL
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Clansoul in stereo?
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH FUCKING ARRRGGGGH!!!!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh dear, Jeru.
OH DEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Or the evil computer from something.
Although I forget quite what.

Also I have eyebrows like a Japanese Banzai sunset.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# SAM = Surface to Air Missile.
*makes whooshing noises*

PHRRRWWOOOOOUSHHH*spits everywhere*PSPSPSSPPPSFFFFFFFFSHHHHHHHHS.

I did actually make that noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:54, archived)
# What's that Ziggy? You want me to kill them?
Yes...kill them all.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:45, archived)
# You are a BAD MAN.
Eeeevil things, you did! WELL YOU DON'T SCARE US.

*goes for Carl*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# MEHDEH?
Yvvie?



Umm ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# Watch Derek era Most Haunted.
Funny. As. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Oooh spirit guide Sam...
I see.


Derek is one big pile of lol ^_^

I've not seen Most Haunted for years though, I was put off by a friend's dad who used to get really into it then spank me on the arse/punch me round the face.

Yeeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 5 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# .......
You realise this isn't the social services' website?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Ah shit...
I just figured that, with all the pictures of Maddie and Shannon, it must be.





(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 6 May 2008, 0:08, archived)