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# When I leave Arts Collage...
I'd like a job as a mailsweeper - It looks like fun. I do my own nipple count in The Sport every week....I often find theirs is out by about 3 ... and even more if you count all the 0898 numbers at the back....
(, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:42, archived)
# The phrase 'thousands of people' was found at the location(s): 152.
Is this a union-busting technique?

That should be reported to the NUJ!
(, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Now wouldn't it be grand...
...to find naughty words that it doesn't block?
Ream and felch could be good for starters...
(, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:48, archived)
# It doesn't block many actually...
wank, wanking, arse and muff are all in the book somewhere, I'm sure.

We did play the game a while ago, and ended up exchanging lots of emails with expressions like "Phuking Whanck Kunt" in...

I'm sure that ream and felch will both be OK.

(EDIT - b3tans should really have a mailsweeper that blocks mail if it HASN'T got enough profanity in it... I like the idea of people's mail getting bounced unless they get enough reaming, felching and jizzgargling in.
(, Wed 8 May 2002, 12:55, archived)