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# she's surprisingly chipper
she seems to have gone into nesting mode, the house has never been so clean
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Are you allowed to put anything down?
After I've tidied I'm militant. Stomping into the living room, proferring item at manwife shouting 'WHERE DID I FIND THIS AND WHERE DOES IT GO?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha
she's not quite that bad.
though she did have a rant at mike this morning cos his shoes were slightly muddy
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# God knows what I'll be like when nesting.
I assume nobody will be allowed in the house but me (and even then I'm not allowed to push it or I'll sling myself out).

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I can picture the scene
*you facing left*
right you out!
*you facing right*
WHAT? What did i do?
*you facing left*
The remote control is not perpendicular to the tv guide!
*you trudging out the door*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# In all fairness nesting might do me good
I'm the messiest person in the world otherwise. Not dirty mess, not leaving food in places like a teenager or anything, just the whole 'wanton abandonment of clothing around bedroom' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton, abandoment and bedroom"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Alright
also wanton abandonment of toiletries round the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *only sees the words "wanton" and "clothing"*
*thinks about making oriental soup with dirty pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# What is it with you and pants eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I don't know
I'm just in a Capt pant eating kind of mood.

In this case, since it's a starter, I would just use your pants as stock.

Edit: my point is, I'm not actually eating them until the main course.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Well I'm not wearing them for longer than usual.
Not unless you pay loads extra.

And even then I'm not pushing it.

edit: Oh I see. Well, my point still stands.

What's for dessert?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# that's fine
I'm aiming for a delicate flavour to start with.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# An epicure you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 6 May 2008, 12:30, archived)