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[challenge entry] The never-ending challenge

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(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# This is why Northeners shouldn't be given computers!
Damn you Christian aid! Compooteries are not for their pork sausage fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# hey, when you
have an accent that avoids southern chavs saying on mainstream soaps "Oi, you caaaant caam bargeing into my arse like thaaat" then you can speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Sorry
I can't speak commoner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
#
common working class

/Alan B'Stard
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# i refute that, i work, i ain't common. innit?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Depends.
How much do you earn?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Working class? Well done!
How's that working out for you? Jolly good. SECURITY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahaha
Cross ref "Get off me you bloody little porpoise!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?
I'll get the groundskeeper to sort it out!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
# How many beds are in that room that me and the missus are in for the bash?
It seems to be the only one that has 5 people staying in it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Well I thought that you'd be happy saving money and snuggling up togeather.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# What's the difference between a Bison and a Basin?
One's an animal and the other's a sink.

No... wait... that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# what's the difference between an elephants arsehole and a letterbox?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i don't know what is the difference between an elephants arsehole and a letterbox?
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# remind me never to ask you post my letters......
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Or shag my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I just tried to tell this at work
it all went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:17, archived)
# it was quite funny
i tried telling it to a guy who wont play along with jokes and give you the answer that they know that you know you want.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 7 May 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
southerners midlanders
just sounds better in my head in a black country accent
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:59, archived)