*listens to opening seconds**turns off speakers, closes browser and then shuts down computer*
*removes harddrive, blanks with an industrial electromagnet, then puts in oven*
*encases laptop in wax, places in steel suitcase, padlocks catches and handcuffs an iron cannonball to handle, throws case in sea*
*nukes from orbit just to be sure*
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Thu 8 May 2008, 22:44,
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*removes harddrive, blanks with an industrial electromagnet, then puts in oven*
*encases laptop in wax, places in steel suitcase, padlocks catches and handcuffs an iron cannonball to handle, throws case in sea*
*nukes from orbit just to be sure*
If you did all thatthen how are you typing this? Huh? HUH??
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50,
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Actually that may be a bit of a lie as my desktop committed self-immolation earlier yesterday.The second time the graphics card has managed to melt itself to death.
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Thu 8 May 2008, 23:00,
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*Desktop goes to internet cafe. Arranges suicide. Lies down*
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oldpeopleinthecemetery,
Thu 8 May 2008, 23:03,
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*Goes to internet cafe. Arranges euthanasia. Lies down.*
( oldpeopleinthecemetery,
Thu 8 May 2008, 22:53,
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