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# Third one today.
note that if anything, they just get better.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I love leopards.
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Best of all the animals, I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# i have my fifth one of the day nearly done but i have to go out
i guess i'll have to post it tomorrow, but i think thats a pretty good record i've set =)

i fucking love awesomeopard. i'm glad he's back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:28, archived)
# hooray ^_^
It's nice that we have this competitive prolificness going now... at the end of the year we'll be able to publish huge anthologies :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# haha awesome. tomorrow i shall attempt five in one day.
but not any old toss though. full colour! with a 1000 elephants! anyway,to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:30, archived)
# HOORAH!
CUM SLUT BABES IS BACK ON TRACK!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# I thought that said
pantera genius. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:37, archived)
# So did I and I barely even know who they are, other than a band.
And that they sound like a tasty cake.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:39, archived)
# They're amazing.
Listen to Drag The Waters

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRU8i2MtJnc
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# DUDE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LEOPARDS
NOT YOUR ROCK MUSICK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I AM SORRY.
I WILL STOP.

I LIKE LEOPARDS. LEOPARDS ARE AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# *listens to opening seconds*
*turns off speakers, closes browser and then shuts down computer*
*removes harddrive, blanks with an industrial electromagnet, then puts in oven*
*encases laptop in wax, places in steel suitcase, padlocks catches and handcuffs an iron cannonball to handle, throws case in sea*
*nukes from orbit just to be sure*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:44, archived)
# If you did all that
then how are you typing this? Huh? HUH??
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# From my desktop computer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Actually that may be a bit of a lie as my desktop committed self-immolation earlier yesterday.
The second time the graphics card has managed to melt itself to death.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
*Desktop goes to internet cafe. Arranges suicide. Lies down*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:03, archived)
#
*Goes to internet cafe. Arranges euthanasia. Lies down.*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:56, archived)
# "Are you a leopard? Do you infrequently change your tastes and attitudes?
Do you want to earn dollar signs allowing a group of scientists to monitor your fur pigmentation? If so contact the Leopards never change their spots Institute now!

may involve your subsequent death and autopsy, terms and conditions apply"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)
# haha! damn, I knew I'd missed one.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Although there should be "Do you read the Daily Mail?" in there somewhere really.
Or as my grandmother always used to say: "What are you doing with that pillow? WHA-hwahfufFuaFffffUfffFaaaafau....."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahahah
I love you when you're creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I'm like one of those creepy Victorian Hypnotists/Magicians with the long hair and weird beard.
And terrible acting.

"Sleep for me, lower your shoulders and relax, sink down with me...yes..MUAHAHAHAHAH"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Like the evil hypnotist in Big Train?
He's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:04, archived)
# "Err Tim!"
*skulks past*

There's some really really really early Kevin Eldon standup stuff I found - www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIYD6PuEULY
Some of the jokes are a bit poor, but the timing is excellent.

"Michael Caine.....that's one of my favourites."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:05, archived)