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# This week: I Just Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Mandy has fancied Darren for six years now, and has been stalking him since he married Sharun. Let's meet the three of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# OOOOH
Can we do a lie detector test
please please please
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *hooks up electro-shock machine*
We can indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Can I be Darren?
*sits with legs at 120 degrees and spits into the audience*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# OK, I'll be Sharun
*chews gum*
*slowly absorbs seat in manner of a feasting amoeba*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:08, archived)
# AH DONT HITS YER AH LOVES YER
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *has five children during filming*
*continues eating Doritos*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ME MAM WERE RAHT ABAHT YOU
This is a south Sheffield accent for those unaware. I'm basically being my cousins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ah daint care abowt tha'
Ar wan' sum fackin' fags wivaht vat storker follerin' me arahn'!

(outer edges of Lahndahn)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 9 May 2008, 12:25, archived)