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# I coitenly woz
where be you??
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I turned up at the pub about quarter to eight.
When I got home an hour later I realised it said 18:00, not 8 o'clock. I stood there for twenty five minutes and went home in a huff. The pub's not exactly huge so I thought I'd see a bunch of freaks with at least one wearing a Fez.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# I turned up at 18:50
nop one in evidence. I also assumed a 19:00 start, but they'd met up at 18:00 and then gone to the beer garden across the road sending an emissary back to check for lone b3tans. I got 'found' at 19:20 when they came back in, did you not check the snug round the corner from the bog? Check out the flickr pics and you'll see where we were and know for next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:34, archived)
# Ah, feck!
I went to the bog once and was going to look for a beer garden but was bursting for a piss and forgot to check on my way out as I'd left my pint on someone's table and wanted to get back to it before they dunked their wangers into it.

I hope you had a good night.

[edit] Oo ey les phuuutuuugrrrrrrrrraphhhhssss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# quite how you missed the noise is beyond me
next time i.e. Halloween to my knowledge, take my mobile number and be able to voice-locate.

Sorrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 9 May 2008, 22:41, archived)
# TBH I was fucking leathered when I turned up. Plus I had my patented b3ta black woolly beany on which covers my ears anyway.
You could have been having a massive barbed wire and knitting needle orgy and I would have thought "Ooh. I can hear cats purring."

Halloween!?! I only turned up to see if anyone could sell me some weed! Fucking hell!*

*lies **
**may not be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 9 May 2008, 22:50, archived)