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# 'ning you both
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:03, archived)
# 'lo squire
do ducks really go "bik" or are they just Seth Efrican?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 12 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# no, really
next time you're chatting to a duck, instead of mentally subtitling it "quack quack" which never truly satisfies, try "Bik bik bik". It works. 100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# so all they really want it a biro pen?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# NO!
They are speaking DUCK, not demanding English-language brand names!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# at low low prices?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *gets*
*chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:18, archived)
# ducks are a fine example of a species of animal
which pro-creates exclusively though violent gang rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Frogs would be another.
It seems that sweet, sweet lovin' is a human invention...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 12 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# people and penguins
a match made in heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# The thing about heavenly matches is that they burn so much brighter...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 12 May 2008, 10:20, archived)
# also the only animal that I know of that has had a scientific paper written on a case of
homosexual necrophilia.

some scientists* saw a live male duck fucking a dead male duck.

*yes, real ones, with lab coats and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I am aware of this paper -- did it not win an ignoble prize?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# highly possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 12 May 2008, 10:17, archived)
# that's one to use on the Xians the next time you're caught...
"What do you mean it's unnatural! Ducks do it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 12 May 2008, 10:18, archived)