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I need a poo

but I can't go 'cos I am in work and some bastard always walks in as soon as I start to relax. :0(

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:52, archived)

Should try

locking the door %P

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:53, archived)

try using the toilet, then locking the door.

(Fraggle, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:57, archived)

heh heh heh

U know what I mean, cubicle lurkers are cunts! I am sure the boss employs them to stop you from spending too much time in the shunkie

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 13:59, archived)

just go and wait till everyone

is gone. if anyone enters then participate in a 'shit stand off', make sure they leave first then peace is yours, so you can have a solo shitty shoot out without the embarrassment of anyone hearing

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:00, archived)

i think my problem is solved

I just shit myself laughing when I read solo shitty shoot out.

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:04, archived)

hehe

well, thats the alternative solution to your problem :) ive aquired an expert knowledge of shitting at work in my time, im a veteran of the shit stand off, never beaten as yet, even if its taken 20 minutes for them to leave.....

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 14:09, archived)