SPORKBEAST!!I CHOOSE YOU!!
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 15 May 2008, 9:56,
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apparentlya giraffe can decapitate a lion by using only it's neck taking the head of the lion and removing it from the body of the lion in some way
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 May 2008, 9:59,
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apparentlya lion can disembowel a giraffe using only its enormous fucking claws and pointy teeth
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03,
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not if it's been decapitated firsteveryone knows the giraffe, while outwardly pretending to be a vegan, is the lion's natural predator
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Thu 15 May 2008, 10:06,
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