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# I don't think many things can.
Breasts were made to be wet and soapy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:14, archived)
# .......
*runs off for wank cold shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Except tiny ones
I would imagine that'd just stop you getting purchase, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# True.
But that would be classed as a soapy tit rub, though, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Well you're very right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Asymetry has always been my problem.
I'm considering surgery to have more left added.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Asymmetry is NORMAL. It is the way of things.
Your feet aren't the same size as each other, men's bollocks aren't.... etc.

Are you a lady then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Nope.
I just lean funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Ah.
Well, yes, asymmetry is normal. Anybody looking for a perfectly symmetrical partner will be consigned to either the realdoll waiting list or a plastic surgeon's post-op waiting room. FFS.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Oh absoloutley.
Perfect symmetry is largely a photoshop trick, these days. With models eyes being fliped from one side of their face to the other, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 May 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Being a flatfish, with my mouth on the side of my head
I'm no stranger to asymmetry.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 15 May 2008, 12:47, archived)