seriouslyi have a goldfish that is 8 years old. That seems very old to me. It is the Queen Mother of fishies.
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rosey,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:29,
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I had a fishthat was nine when it died. I gave it a special burial by covering it with toilet paper before I flushed.
( thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com,
Wed 8 May 2002, 14:44,
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