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# Thanks for joining this conversation at such a touching moment.
Nay, I don't believe it to be as I had this a month ago and it has suddenly reappeared again.

To be honest it might be because I swallowed a filling last week....*shudder*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Piles/haemorrhoids can do that.
Trust me, I know O_O

Sneaky little motherfuckers.


Just eat really well & have lots of fibre and you'll be fine =]


PS it was two years ago, my arse is fine now.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:32, archived)
# D:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That's good to know that your arse is fine, in case I'd need to use it...for...something.
*cough*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:36, archived)
# You know, there's actually a small chance you have rectal gonorrhea :)
Website says "Symptoms of rectal infection include discharge, anal itching, and sometimes painful bowel movements."


SO NO PUTTING THINGS IN MY BUM :|
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# That is a thinly veiled excuse, I have no dischange or anal itching.
Plus a condom would eliminate all worries, NOW BEND OVER!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Aaaahhhhhhhhhh
^this was not a moan of pleasure.



*has tears of fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:46, archived)
# *kisses neck gently*
There's a good girl, you're so brave.
*has tears for fears*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:47, archived)
# UHHH
*dials 999*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:50, archived)
# But I only wanted to be loved!
By inserting things in a girl's anus. I ask you members of the jury, is that a crime?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:53, archived)
# BUMSEX IS NOT LOVE
EDIT: IS MY BEDTIME, BYE.

PS don't follow me
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 16 May 2008, 0:59, archived)
# So then my dad didn't love me?
*cries*
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 16 May 2008, 1:03, archived)