oh,
well in that case get Mr. Wow to pull your ears further back on your head.
OR get a monocle!
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 16 May 2008, 12:42,
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I'd have to have one for each eye
as I'm shit without my glasses.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 16 May 2008, 12:47,
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here is an idea:
get TWO monocles, join them together with some sort of wire, attach hooks on either side
PROFIT
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Victor Meldrew,
Fri 16 May 2008, 12:49,
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