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# *hears sirens
*runs for shelter.

*forgot to pack food

*dies after a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:16, archived)
# 3 weeks without food
3 days without water
3 minutes without breathing
2 breaths without oxygen
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:26, archived)
# 13 1/2 months without KFC
Life is hell in Switzerland. What's the point of surviving the next nuclear war in our bomb shelters if there's no KFC to go back to?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:29, archived)
# kentucky fried dog?
can you still get beer in mcdoinalds thou?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 16 May 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Yep.
Although it's probably that Feldschlossen shite. I managed to obtain a Staropramen the other day and I'd nearly forgotten what beer tasted like.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 16 May 2008, 22:33, archived)