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# i don't want sensible nipples!
i want nipples that are erect with wanton abandon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Well his would probably
wear a cardie and sip ovaltine. It's a known fact that his were the first nipples to write a letter of complaint to the BBC!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# educated nipples, you say?
well, i'm sure they would enjoy being rubbed up against the inside of that cardie..
*goes for a quick "lie down"*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# You never hear of anyone going for a slow lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Maybe in 1970s porn
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# they're called fingers
but you never see 'em fing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24, archived)