I honestly don't have a clueChrist, I barely even drink nowadays.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34,
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I have replaced "Ahh, lovely spliff" with "Aieiieiieiei! Drinking! You're a fuggin... fuggin... wooo! My pants have fallen down." *vomits everywhere*I think it would be in my best interests to start smoking weed again.
The facts are:
1) Knew someone who could supply. Was invited to his wedding. Couldn't go. Forgot to tell him. He thinks I'm a cunt and refuses to answer emails or text messages.
2) PANIC! NO WEED!
3) Deleted all my contacts from my phone when I though not smoking was the way to go.
4) PANIC! NO WEED!
5) b3ta. Ahhhhhhh! Lovely.
6) Have no friendswho smoke weed.
End facts.
(The facts are:
1) Knew someone who could supply. Was invited to his wedding. Couldn't go. Forgot to tell him. He thinks I'm a cunt and refuses to answer emails or text messages.
2) PANIC! NO WEED!
3) Deleted all my contacts from my phone when I though not smoking was the way to go.
4) PANIC! NO WEED!
5) b3ta. Ahhhhhhh! Lovely.
6) Have no friends
End facts.
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42,
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