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[challenge entry] Ooh! A deformed celeb compo. I've done loads of these but here's my favourite.

ThunderBroons are go!
[edit] Does anyone know where I put my lighter?

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(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I can't even bring myself to say 'would'.
Woo, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# His mouth sure is purty
*hears distant banjos*
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# He does have good strong cheek bones...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You gonna pray for me boy
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Ta. Here's his predecessor Mongo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Sloth!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh aye!
So it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# David Miliband
un-photoshopped?
(Goodie, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Hey you guys!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# Someone elses
homepage.ntlworld.com/dr_wadd/chunk.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# goonies!
(pancakes_n_ham, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Looks punch drunk . . .
is your lighter hot?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I only put the fucking thing down ten minutes ago.
*goes to look*
On top of the cistern, just where I thought it would be.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# thats not a shopped picture*
its him without his mask

*it is infact very nice, gets a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# That's frightening.
You could always use your cooker or toaster to light up smokeables.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 17 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# Mmm...smokeables
That conjures up pictures of lovely hash smoke.
Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# And now in handy-sized packs for kids
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Nice.
I've just watched a video about how to grow your own.
I am drooling for some weed at the mo. I've not had any for a year. Would it be stupid to try it, d'ye think?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# I honestly don't have a clue
Christ, I barely even drink nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34, archived)
# I have replaced "Ahh, lovely spliff" with "Aieiieiieiei! Drinking! You're a fuggin... fuggin... wooo! My pants have fallen down." *vomits everywhere*
I think it would be in my best interests to start smoking weed again.
The facts are:
1) Knew someone who could supply. Was invited to his wedding. Couldn't go. Forgot to tell him. He thinks I'm a cunt and refuses to answer emails or text messages.
2) PANIC! NO WEED!
3) Deleted all my contacts from my phone when I though not smoking was the way to go.
4) PANIC! NO WEED!
5) b3ta. Ahhhhhhh! Lovely.
6) Have no friends who smoke weed.
End facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 18:42, archived)
# that is slightly unnerving somehow
top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 18:34, archived)