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# Sorry can I pop this her
I must have missed it the first time round
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Stop typing here as her, you unintentionally filthy bastard!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Sorry
It's more annoying for me; I bought a Belkin cordless keyboard and it can't keep up with me when I type 'ere' at my usual typing speed (I type at about 70wmp)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Quality over quantity.
Is what my girlfriend always used to say.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# My gf says 'Call that a pork sword?!'
And I say, 'No. You're Jewish'. Then she storms off in a huff as she doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# i need the chords to i love horses for my uke
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:48, archived)
# The ukulele is ruined for me forever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:49, archived)
# if you have a ukulele, you have to play it naked
its THE LAW!
although its traditional to play it at nipple level
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:51, archived)
# *laughs at unintentionally bizarre tense*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:52, archived)
# I bought a ukulele, but didn't learn it properly as I knew it's soul crushing abilities were far too much for any mere mortal to bear witness to.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i seriously can't encourage you to learn to play it properly enough!
greatest instrument i ever learned to play :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:03, archived)
# It is a laugh, I can bash out a few chords and a bit of a tune.
But since it's in a tuning I'm not used to, I give up fairly quickly.

I can apply some geetar knowledge to it, but I found the banjo much easier and more entertaining. Plus I get to act like a hick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:07, archived)
# banjos are awesome, but the charm of ukulele is undeniable
and its really easy to pick up as the first instrument to learn.
Also you can wear a grass skirt and coconut bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:10, archived)
# I find it more fun to intimidate strangers and ultimately rape them.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# i do that too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)