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# Careful, I'll tell people that and it will make you easier to stalk.
I sell information to internet predators everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 17 May 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Good it's not true then.
I'm also not the daughter of an ex CC member. This is possibly a good thing. Possibly a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 23:58, archived)
# CC?
I'm going to guess what that is.
And you're not going to like it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Captain Cuntbeard.
Not that, although it should be. Far better band name.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Flaming Floating Cat Heads is going to be my next band.
Sonic James Doom wants in, but I don't think he's cut out for the job. He doesn't even have his own hat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I've got loads of hats, he can borrow one.
I've got a particularly terrific bright purple beret that'd look very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:06, archived)
# "The Magenta Frenchmen"!!!!
Do it!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Ohhhhh this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I'm shit with hats.
I should get some interesting ones that suit me.

I don't have the face for hats though, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Get a black and white fedora.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:13, archived)
# I could probably get away with that.
However, I'd still look like more of a prick than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Dressing like a prick is fantastic.
I wasn't allowed to buy several items of clothing on a recent shopping trip because 'they're fucking ridiculous. They're too you.'

Says it all, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Urgh!
*vomits into lap*
Black and white fedoras are not cool hats.

Leather brown is the only acceptable flavour of fedora.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Then I'd look like a total cunt though.
And I'd rather lose the hat and maintain my only mildly cuntish appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:19, archived)
# They are bastard cool.
You're just square.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:24, archived)
# They are shit, even on 1920 gangsters they looked shit.
And then especially look shit on women trying to look like 1920 gangsters.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Good he's not a woman then, isn't it?
I don't have one, it wouldn't suit me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Not "Satan's Butler"?
Although to be honest I'd imagine Satan's Butler to be a normal Butler seeing as they are all equally dissentive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Satan's Butter would be cooler.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Satan's Back Butter
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:15, archived)
# That would just be Devilpoo.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 18 May 2008, 0:16, archived)