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that's good, because it's a service I'm just unable to provide in the best of circumstances

even if I have a crib sheet and a powerpoint presentation and a flip chart

I just got no fucking idea, ever

it's like, I'll walk into a room naked and it'll be like 'AHHHhh, nuns' then it just goes downhill

for example, I have no idea what the shit I'm talking about right now, so I'll start thinking about soup

haha, soup, that's funny

_{it isn't really, is it}

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:25, archived)

I just now imagine you walking naked into the noir lit room, with the nuns all looking sinister.

Then just your husky voiceover going "And things were going so well."

SIN CITY NUN NAKEDNESS

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:31, archived)

I would have to ironically light a cigarette

and then throw it on the ground and stamp on it in disgust

"ARG MY FUCKING FOOT! IT'S BURNING!"

and then run out of the room screaming on fire

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:37, archived)

How do you light a cigarette ironically?

By producing another already lit cigarette from some mysterious recursive pocket?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:42, archived)

yes, in that exact manner

and no other, as it would violate eu legislation

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 1:57, archived)