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# I don't want to look at someone else's cock
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:37, archived)
# But that's what the internet is for.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:38, archived)
# No it's for looking at boobies
and other stuff I can't manage in real life.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# You can't manage boobs?
They're very obedient.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# No one will let me
this is a perpetual source of disappointment to me
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:05, archived)
# If you didn't ignore the nakedness then you are a homo
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:40, archived)
# I didnt click for bigger
I clicked for cock.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# hairy fleshy appendages
I love Mondays
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I didn't
edit: naughty ninja.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:44, archived)
# congratulations on your indefatigable heterosexuality.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:47, archived)
# He's an Aussie
They're all heteros over there
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
# due to the bad prison experiences of their ancestors?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Except that guy who wishes he was Kylie.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Even HE is hetero
Just a very confused one, admittedly.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Have you conducted a survey?
Did you use SCIENCE?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Yep
The last aussie I shagged up the wrong 'un was married.

He was hetero too.

SCIENCE!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Did you steal his virginity?
Botty virginity, naturally.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Not sure
Don't think so.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
# rectalhymen exists?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:02, archived)
# The first time feels different.
AHEM I mean I don't know. Dix?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:04, archived)
# bumminglols
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# wait a minute!
How would you know, you haven't got a penis, or a bum hole. The mrs says ladies don't have them, hence i can't put anything in it.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# THE GOLDEN RULE BRUCE
NO POOFTAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)
# This is going to get linked off my profile
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 11:09, archived)