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# Sex and food are so siiiimilar.
If I don't have either I get irritable and then die.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15, archived)
# i feel your pain
the only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Yup.
If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# hi 5s
for having the same weaknesses
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# so we are agreed
1 sex
2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Can I change 5 to smoking gear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# banging
unless, we add drugs to rock and roll.

(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Oh aye, definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# if by weights you mean pints
then i'm all for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)