Who's she married to?
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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:17,
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She used to be married to Tom Cruise
because, as a Scientologist, he liked the idea of being married to an alien. Ultimately the fact that she was taller than him, stronger than him, smarter than him, and only had one eye freaked him out a bit.
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boris the spider,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:20,
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