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# The funny thing is he was leaning over the cliff to take a photo.
So he had the camera in his hand, his finger on the shutter release, and STILL didn't manage to take a pic of the falling-off-a-cliff incident!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 3:47, archived)
# *raises middle finger*
No no no - I've had it with that story .. *grabs shotgun and blows the ass of that fable*.

It DIDN'T go down like that .. I'm tellin ya. The friggin camera was IN my backpack. I was jest standing there. And then it was all over, and I was sliding on my back, then over the edge .. then WHAM! And I woz lights out for almost an hour :-)
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 3:49, archived)
# I've got something to confess:
I fell off a cliff once. Only a little one, about 20 feet or so, and all I got was winded for a couple of minutes and a big bruise on my side. The funny part about that incident was that my mates who were still at the top thought I must have been badly hurt, so they ran back to the carpark, jumped in a car, and drove back along the beach to rescue me, ripping out their sump and muffler on the rocks on the beach. By the time they got there, I'd recovered and climbed back to the top of the cliff :-)

And no, I didn't get any pics of it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 3:56, archived)
# ROTFLMAO!!!
20 feet .. ha ha .. but sounds like you landed on sand tho so thats ok .. I hit rock :-)
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:16, archived)
# A friend of mine fell off an 80 foot cliff
He has steel staples in his skull, and everything!
(Indole Ring, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:23, archived)
# Ouch!
...
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:36, archived)
# *tries to imagine having steel staples in everything*
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:51, archived)
# Most of me landed on sand,
there was one bit of rock hence the bruise. I was lucky. Actually, I was unlucky for falling off in the first place. Why do people always say "That was lucky" after something bad happened that could have been worse? Like if you said "My whole house burned down but the car was OK in the garage" they'll say "That was lucky" - how lucky is it to have your whole house burn down? My house DIDN'T burn down, THAT was lucky! sheesh.
/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:40, archived)
# *sighs*
I'll get your coat also :-)

Oh, and you FIRED!

woo yay ...
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 4:52, archived)
# He he - actually the video camera would have been better ..
.. but that was in my bag also *sighs* I'm always missing the good shots :-)
(Snoop, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 3:53, archived)