Blimey.Surround a small explosive device with cillit bang, and set it off in the middle of the kitchen.
It may be your only hope.
(It may be your only hope.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:07,
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not a bad plan except who knows what might happensurely no-one has ever used cillit bang in such quantities before? what if it eats through a load bearing wall?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10,
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Then the source of your pain will be safely buried where it can't hurt anyone. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11,
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