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# i'm very ill, b3ta. my kitchen has poisoned me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# hehehe, not even bowie can sing that song well
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# the icehouse version is pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# oh but he can!
bowie is my favourite musician ever. even despite going a bit weird after 1980...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
#
8 5
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# pffft
ok weirder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# don't get me wrong the man is amazing, that songs just impossible
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# hush you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# a vodka bottle tried to poison me yesterday, bastard thing
woo sketch!~

CURSE YOU YOU TWATTING THREAD DELETER WHEREVER YOU ARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# ^this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# this made me smile
the comic, not you being ill
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:02, archived)
# good show
i'd hate to think the thought of me hugging a toilet made you smile
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# TOILET HUGGER!!!
damn hippies

*throws job section*

get a shower and a job you bare footed free loader
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# how dare you accuse me of being a free footed bear loader
i've never done anything of the sort!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# my mistake then
...

carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Student kitchens'll do that....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:03, archived)
# I recommend you poison the kitchen in a revenge attack.
If you can't find a suitable poison, use an axe.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:04, archived)
# i'm considering just napalming the house
its my bloody housemates refusing to do their washing up and now 6 out of 7 of us plus my missus have spent the weekend out of service :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Blimey.
Surround a small explosive device with cillit bang, and set it off in the middle of the kitchen.
It may be your only hope.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:07, archived)
# not a bad plan except who knows what might happen
surely no-one has ever used cillit bang in such quantities before? what if it eats through a load bearing wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Then the source of your pain will be safely buried where it can't hurt anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# If they're refusing to wash up
then they're obviously not grown up enough to live in a house without their (obviously shit) parents.


Tell them that. From me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# DT Competition?
/slow
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Linda Lovelace. Name the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# O_o
I'm lost :/

edit: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# There we go!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Deep Throat, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# It's on the tip of my tongue
not what she said
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# ^This. From me too.
Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# i have made mention of this.
its mostly because we were without hot water for two months and all the washing built up. as soon as i've stopped throwing up i'm taking a birch rod to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# That's no excuse, you've got a cooker and a kettle, presumably.
I was without hot running water for about the same time and I still bathed daily and washed up.


Seriously, they need to understand that bullshit like this is exactly why people hate students. You can't whine that people call you dirty lazy little tossbags when you fucking are.


I'm really not aiming this at you, by the way. Them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:15, archived)
# But most students are dirty and lazy.
Either that or I was unlucky in my choice of housemates.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Bastards *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Although my friends who didn't go to uni are just as bad.
Maybe it's just most people who are dirty and lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# i think so
though no matter how old i get my bedroom will always be a mess. i just like it that way :)
what always astonishes me are the bloody students who turn up as though they own the city. the RAG week bastards are everywhere at the moment. god i hate students...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Oh I'm UNTIDY
but that's different to dirty. Or lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Untidy is not filthy.
I am untidy. I despise filth.



Unless it's in the bedroom. Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# I agree with all that you say here ^
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:17, archived)
# VERY occasionally I'll make some sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# yeah i think exactly the same
i've taken to just repossessing all my plates and keeping them in my room for when i need them. its 'orrible it really is. still, i'm living in a nice house with things that work with people who aren't slovenly gits next year so here's hoping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Good luck with that.
I only managed to get a clean kitchen once I got a place to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20, archived)
# well next year there's only four of us
one is a little timid lad who will do what he's told and two girls who're working full time and they're kinda neat freaky so i fucking hope its clean. the main lesson i learnt this year was never lend your knives to anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I ended up doing the same as you and hiding enough stuff for me in a cupboard so I could keep it clean.
I was constantly amazed they didn't realise.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:24, archived)
# No bastard touches my knives.
Or my Sai.

Some things are precious, and a woman's weaponry and Sabatiers are precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# you use your sai's in cooking?
o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Well no.
But still. No touchy or Fae stabby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# that sounds pretty fair to me to be honest
thats how i feel about my kitchen nerves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# It's probably best that people don't touch my knives.
I shouldn't really be allowed considering my clumsiness. I sharpen them. And well, at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Is it you that is struggling to get the bills paid too?
I'd fuck this situation right off mate. Get somewhere by yourself. You should live in a hotel like Howard Hughes. ( you don't have to put kleenex boxes on your feet if you don't want ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# fortunatly thats not me
that was Lemon wasn't it?
this lot are quite good at bills in all fairness, there was one incident where i had to frogmarch the fucking useless scouser (no reflection on any other scousers, but some how it seems to make his uselessness worse) to a cash point.
it is my dream to one day be as metal/rich as howard hughes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26, archived)
# I've never wanted to be metal
...until now that is. ;)

I was a mature student so spent my University days in my house with my wife and dog. ( she still was not allowed in the kitchen though unless to load the dishwasher ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# stupid keyboard
though howard hughes was metal as fuck :)

are you a bit of a kitchen hitler as well? i tend to get angrier and angrier as making the meal progresses and woe betide anyone who gets in my way when i'm cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# My girlfriend is starting to get scared of cooking with me.
It's best for her to just sit in the next room, and to not try to stir anything.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# i wish i could inspire this fear in my ladywoman
she has this tendency to sort of hover at my elbow through out the cooking. i've explained several times at high volume that she should just go and watch tv but every time she's back. it doesn't help that she's better at cooking than me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# It's taken a while and the project isn't yet complete.
I've been using the 'grumpy bastard' technique to get her to understand I'm fine doing it on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# i've gone for just asking her to do unpleasent things till she leaves me alone
"can i help?"
"yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
# Haha, you're a crueler man than me.
Although in my old, filthy student house, she once decided to do all our washing up.
It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
# the only time our house cleans up is when either myself or my menopausal-woman-trapped-in-a-20-year-old-man housemate
suddenly crack and go on cleaning binges
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# help b3tard's just redexing on me
*glums*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:09, archived)