Haha, you're a crueler man than me.
Although in my old, filthy student house, she once decided to do all our washing up.
It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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the only time our house cleans up is when either myself or my menopausal-woman-trapped-in-a-20-year-old-man housemate
suddenly crack and go on cleaning binges
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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