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How to Cord:

A series detailing the alien practice of 'cording', as presented by a small team of over-sexed nonsenses with barely a personality to share between them. You'll be taught how to use alien cording machines. Well, just the one machine, as the budget and imagination doesn't stretch to more than the one piece of alien technology over two whole series. Each hour-long episode will feature two minutes fifteen seconds of instruction, with the rest of the programme being taken up by the presenters going all bisexual and sexing each other up.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Pitch That Idea!!!
Right Now!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 12:49, archived)