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# Guns don't kill people
peanuts do.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Only allergic ones.
Sort of like natural selection.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:24, archived)
# It's discrimination.
We can't tell, though peanuts can, but there is a trait in some humans, much like skin or hair colour, that sets peanuts off on a killing frenzy.

Nothing to do with allergies - peanuts are just nasty buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:26, archived)
# They LOVE me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# i've a hankering for pb and j now
mmmmm nomnoms
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Best be on the safe side
and ban peanuts

*gets out checklist. Peanuts, smoking in public places, drinking on the tube. Next; Alcohol*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:27, archived)
# smoking in public places?
Like outside?


Oooooh don't you bloody dare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 20 May 2008, 16:30, archived)