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# I am a fan of this.
TJ:

Piss. I really want to go to a course in june but am warned to attend court the same week.

How can I persuade them to rearrange the dates of the course so I don't have to wait 6 months?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:17, archived)
# well burning the court down might do the job
or it could exacerbate the situation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:19, archived)
# it's liable to raise questions
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You need to employ a stunt double
for court, obviously.

Or create a clone of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:21, archived)
# *clones*
damn. It's evil. eviler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 11:23, archived)