Home » Messageboard »
XXX » Message 8389510
(Thread)
darth vader's bedtime song:
i could stay awake, just to hear you breathing...
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34,
archived)
watch you......triangle while you are sleeping...
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:35,
archived)
triangles???
*drug flashbacks*
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36,
archived)
Well he doesn't smile, he triangles.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37,
archived)
ahhh, right.
i'm with you now, han.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38,
archived)
Han?
Shit *stops shagging Calista Flockhart*
*goes to find woman shaped less like a ruler*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40,
archived)
you couldn't shag flockhart!
you'd be distracted by your dick poking through the skin on her back.
if you had a dick.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42,
archived)
If only.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43,
archived)
could be worse, i suppose
*suppresses mental images of sarah jessica park bench*
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
archived)
If I had a willy
you'd not be able to contain yourself.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47,
archived)
you know my motto:
if it moves, fuck it.
if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49,
archived)
That's my girl!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51,
archived)
*glees*
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56,
archived)
Hide
If you want to unhide this post later, click the "update profile" link in the top navigation bar, and scroll down to the bottom.
Ignore
You will be blisfully unaware of this user for just one week
You will not see this users messages again
You will not see them and they will not see you