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# darth vader's bedtime song:
i could stay awake, just to hear you breathing...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# watch you......triangle while you are sleeping...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# triangles???
*drug flashbacks*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Well he doesn't smile, he triangles.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ahhh, right.
i'm with you now, han.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Han?
Shit *stops shagging Calista Flockhart*

*goes to find woman shaped less like a ruler*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# you couldn't shag flockhart!
you'd be distracted by your dick poking through the skin on her back.
if you had a dick.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# If only.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# could be worse, i suppose
*suppresses mental images of sarah jessica park bench*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# If I had a willy
you'd not be able to contain yourself.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:47, archived)
# you know my motto:
if it moves, fuck it.
if it doesn't move, fuck it till it does.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That's my girl!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *glees*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:56, archived)