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# I'd buy it!


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(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Bill Cosby's looking PIMPED
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# pfffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# \o/ Dix!
Alreet, guvnor?

Edit: be like that, then.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:04, archived)
# My dad fancied the pants off Tina Turner
I don't see it myself. Although she has fantastic legs for a gal of her age.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# My dad did as well!
Now he's impotent...
See what she does to ya :P
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:55, archived)
# It's lovely that you know about your Dad's erectile disfunction
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# My mam sent me to get something out their room...
It was in his bedside cabinet.
Upon opening the door a box of viagra fell out.
He sat and had a man to man chat with me after that.

quite embarasing really
(DoKtor Midnight Hour has finally discovered secret to sexy vector art!, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I've got some viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I had some,
but it got stuck in my throat and I ended up with a stiff neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# BOOMBOOM
I'm too scared to take it. I know it's an unfounded fear, but I don't want my clit to explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:10, archived)
# That would be an interesting experiment
*puts on scientists white coat and fetches clipboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I think if I have to have a scientist present
then my favourite scientist shall get almightily upset if they're not the one with the clipboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# i'm a scientist
well, i like to mix things up, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:18, archived)
# You have half and I'll have half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:19, archived)
# © Barry Cryer 1998
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I also had some viagra eye drops
they make you look hard
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Legs upto his
armpits?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# aye, she does
Not too sure about The Tomb of Ike Turner located at the Y, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahafuckingha!
tea meets monitor by way of a lol-fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:06, archived)