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# Topless = better.
I think that's one of my more all-encompassing rules.

PUT THAT SHIRT DOWN BIGGINS. NOT YOU. Winner, you go and sit with Biggins.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:43, archived)
# prepares...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Aims...
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# *gets out really big weapon of some description*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Fires
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# *hangs coathanger off it*
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Puts coat on the coat hanger
{Grins}
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Leather?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:53, archived)
# With Buckles
And Studs
and Thongs
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i think you should start living by that rule.
and posting pictures of it.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:46, archived)
# May I direct sir to my 40K celebration
to name but one of my forays into interslutting?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:48, archived)
# but that was all paintmashed
wasn't it?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Well, shop, but yes.
I can't just run around with my lallies out for your delectation. What'd the neighbours think?
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Sod the neighbours
Think of the clicks you'd get!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Clicks do not dignity make.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Who needs dignity
Does dignity pay the rent?
Does dignity put food on your table?
Doies dignity put it's arm round you and give you a cuddle when you're cold?

But Norks....
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Norks don't have arms....
Anyway, bye all.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Ok Ok
I was stretching it a bit on the Cold/Cuddle angle

and I respect your decission not to go topless.
honest.

(, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:01, archived)
# but you can sail away
on a ship called dignity
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# shoots winner
so biggins doesn't have to sit next to the twat
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:47, archived)
# To be fair
Biggins isn't much better.
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:49, archived)
# i quite like him
he's quite funny, just a shame he had to do that shite show to get more panto bookings
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 16:58, archived)