I BOUGHT A SACK OF AVOCADOES A FEW WEEKS AGO AND THEY WERE ALL STRINGY AND ROTTEN INSIDE.THE SUPERMARKET WOULDN'T GIVE ME A REFUND SO I'VE BEEN STEALING STUFF FROM THEM EVER SINCE. SOME THINGS I JUST PALM OR POCKET, BUT I ALSO BUY PACKS OF VEGETABLES THAT ARE IN CARDBOARD CONTAINERS WITH SARAN WRAP OVER THEM, AND HAVE $1 MARKED ON THEM.
WHEN I GET HOME I EMPTY OUT THE VEGETABLES AND BRING THE CONTAINERS BACK TO THE STORE THE NEXT TIME AND FILL THEM HALFWAY UP WITH EXPENSIVE SHIT THEN THROW MUSHROOMS OR BRUSSEL SPROUTS OVERTOP. I HAVE ABOUT TEN TINY EXPENSIVE CONTAINERS OF NASAL SPRAY AND A WHOLE PILE OF WEIRD ESSENTIAL OILS FROM DOING THIS NOW.
I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS SO I END UP SWATTING THEM INTO THE 3-DOORS-DOWN NEIGHBOUR'S YARD WITH MY SQUASH RACQUET. I DON'T USE NASAL SPRAY EITHER, BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
(WHEN I GET HOME I EMPTY OUT THE VEGETABLES AND BRING THE CONTAINERS BACK TO THE STORE THE NEXT TIME AND FILL THEM HALFWAY UP WITH EXPENSIVE SHIT THEN THROW MUSHROOMS OR BRUSSEL SPROUTS OVERTOP. I HAVE ABOUT TEN TINY EXPENSIVE CONTAINERS OF NASAL SPRAY AND A WHOLE PILE OF WEIRD ESSENTIAL OILS FROM DOING THIS NOW.
I HATE BRUSSEL SPROUTS SO I END UP SWATTING THEM INTO THE 3-DOORS-DOWN NEIGHBOUR'S YARD WITH MY SQUASH RACQUET. I DON'T USE NASAL SPRAY EITHER, BUT IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.
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