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# YOU HAVE TO LOUDLY SING A LINE FROM A WHAM! SONG AFTERWARD OR PATRICK'S GHOST WILL APPEAR AND EAT YOUR SANDWICH.
IT'S HAPPENED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 May 2008, 8:05, archived)
# person: here is your sandwich
me: THE SANDWICH IS RANCID, WE WANT ANOTHER ONE
person: Oh... I'm sorry, try this one
me: "I'M YOUR MAN"
person: ???
Patricks ghost: hungry but a little more at peace
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 23 May 2008, 8:17, archived)
# I LIKE "WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO" MORE.
I USED TO HAVE THE 45 OF IT (YEAH, RECORDS, I'M OLD) AND I'D PLAY IT ON 33. SLOWED DOWN, WHAM! SOUNDS LIKE OLD BLACK MEN SINGING DEEP BASS, SO I'D PLAY IT FOR PEOPLE AND TELL THEM IT WAS THE ORIGINAL BY THE FOUR MOONBEAMS OR SOME SHIT AND WHAM! HAD JUST COVERED IT, BADLY. SOME STUPID PEOPLE BELIEVED ME, EVEN IF THEY LOOKED AT THE WRITING CREDIT FOR GEORGE MICHAEL AND THE GUY EVERYONE'S FORGOTTEN ABOUT. I'D TELL THEM THAT WHITE ARTISTS ALWAYS STOLE FROM BLACK MUSICIANS AND THEY'D BELIEVE ME BECAUSE THEY WERE STUPID.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 23 May 2008, 8:23, archived)