because you're a massive pervert
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 23 May 2008, 11:06,
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or a regular sized pervert
irrespective of your size -- the most salient quality of your character is your perversion.
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 23 May 2008, 11:09,
archived)
...
I've had your mum
just kidding
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GrandmaOfShoes,
Fri 23 May 2008, 11:10,
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