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# GIVING YOU AFTERSHOCK AFTER AFTERSHOCK OF FILTH
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I say.
Can I subscribe you your newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:02, archived)
# why, naturally.
It's rather like the b3ta one, but where it lacks filth, I add it in my mind.


(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:05, archived)
# What you do mean 'where it lacks filth'?
Do I want this newsletter or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:06, archived)
# enough of this pointless piffel,
exactly how dirty is this newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:09, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DISCOVER
piffle indeed. You utter arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10, archived)
# I need to know
so that I can make an informed decision...!

utter arse indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Very dirty.
So dirty that I'm not sure it's suitable for public consumption.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Good.
I'll take three.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# ah, but
you are the public. Therefore, for Health and Safety reasons, I must make sure the pages are clean of all words and pictures before sending it to you. Otherwise your head will explode.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yes.
Probably.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 23 May 2008, 12:15, archived)