
(i wasn't, but it would seem funnier if that was what i had meant, so let's retcon it that way plz)
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Fri 23 May 2008, 12:07,
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A copper, whilst I was asking a security guard to make sure our windows were locked (as I sent everyone home) had a go at me yesterday, and he actually told me to 'wind my fucking neck in'.
This amused me, since of course the bomb was in Giraffe.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 12:10,
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This amused me, since of course the bomb was in Giraffe.

He lent in to about 4" from my face, so I took my shades off and told him to go back and fetch the security guard 'RIGHT NOW!'.
He asked me 'who the hell do you think you are?'
So I made it clear that I was either the man who would be able to give a note to a security guard and we could both get on with our jobs, or the man who would be reporting 54321 (changed to protect the insolent) for verbal assault.
And then he got the security guard.
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Fri 23 May 2008, 12:17,
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He asked me 'who the hell do you think you are?'
So I made it clear that I was either the man who would be able to give a note to a security guard and we could both get on with our jobs, or the man who would be reporting 54321 (changed to protect the insolent) for verbal assault.
And then he got the security guard.